like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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