I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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