yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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