His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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