I must be too annoying 4 u.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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