Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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