is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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