btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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