STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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