its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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