Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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