drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So squirting runs in the family.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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