Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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