Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I want a musical about memes.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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