I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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