and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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