Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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