so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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