She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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