i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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