Where is the hickey?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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