How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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