love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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