I'm really into asian looking animals
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he shaved USA in his pubs
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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