He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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