we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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