I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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