I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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