But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
