Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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