Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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