She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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