i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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