You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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