We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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