# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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