Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
How's work?
Spinning.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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