Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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