is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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