Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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