I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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