i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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