and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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