I didn't shave. On purpose
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
