he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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