About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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