I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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