I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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