I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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