you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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