How'd it feel making her break her religion?
even my farts smell like vagina
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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