fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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