i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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