can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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