Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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